Helene’s Place
Yet another site that I found through checking out my logs. Also known as “another victim”.
When I first saw this site, my first thought was, “I think I’m going to be sick.” Then I scrolled down the rest of the page. My second thought was, “What a waste of bandwidth,” which was then followed by, “If this is a spoof site on bad web design, then it’s incredible.”
Why do I loathe this first page? It’s got blinky things. It’s got spinny things. It’s even got a friggin blinky background. Along with that, there are all of these stupid dolls (much like what we might use for live journal icons) scattered all over the darned page. There’s still September 11 stuff. And, worst of all, there’s music. Awful, horrible music.
Sadly enough, this entire rant was just for the first page. There’s more.
It was with great trepidation that I clicked the ugly, tacky picture to enter the rest of the site.

